Utensils

This post was inspired by this summer's trip to England.  We visited a castle that was more than twice as old as anything that still exists in America.  After lying down for a bit to think about that, we proceeded to make fun of ALL OF IT.

Time for your Closeup

"Is this thing on?"

Please Report Past Drug History

True story.

Runner Problems #4

"Are you kidding me?" I said to my dad.  "You're not allowed to call yourself a marathoner until you've run several marathons?"

"Nope," said my dad, who has run over a dozen of the things.

"How is that fair?" I complained.

"Because reasons," he said.

Some Days

EEEEEEE! Back to School!

...when you realize that you were too excited about school to pay attention to homework, professors, or biological needs.

Ask a Dorm Person!

Mr. Mustache is the only game show host in the universe.