Do you have gas?

Runner Problems #3

Fun fact:  I had to upload the photo twice.  The first time, I realized that I hadn't drawn wings on the fairy, so she was basically a small woman tossed in the air with glitter.  The wings make all the difference.

A tube of raisins, a jar of Nutella, and thou

I walked into the common room when everyone else was at dinner and found Sal there.  He was sitting next to an open container of raisins, an open jar of Nutella, and a chocolate-smeared knife.  He was gazing at his laptop and chewing something.

Full of certainty in my morally superior dietary views, I decided to intervene.  

"Is that your dinner?" I asked.  "That's not dinner."

Sal swallowed and gave me a hostile stare.  "No," he said truthfully.  "That's someone else's Nutella knife."

Thus, the picture below is merely a fabrication.

Go hike, young man

Another Quartet of Skylerian Moments

We can dance if we want to

N.B. The spot on her cheek is a kiss mark.

What I do on Sunday mornings

In honor of an excellent and fun half marathon today.

What animals wear on date night

Women wear animal prints, like leopard-print heels, to be sexy.  What if animals wore human feet to be sexy?  Or human skin?

"Come hither."