Utensils

This post was inspired by this summer's trip to England.  We visited a castle that was more than twice as old as anything that still exists in America.  After lying down for a bit to think about that, we proceeded to make fun of ALL OF IT.

A tube of raisins, a jar of Nutella, and thou

I walked into the common room when everyone else was at dinner and found Sal there.  He was sitting next to an open container of raisins, an open jar of Nutella, and a chocolate-smeared knife.  He was gazing at his laptop and chewing something.

Full of certainty in my morally superior dietary views, I decided to intervene.  

"Is that your dinner?" I asked.  "That's not dinner."

Sal swallowed and gave me a hostile stare.  "No," he said truthfully.  "That's someone else's Nutella knife."

Thus, the picture below is merely a fabrication.