Portmanteaus

my camera is terrible
the light in my room is terrible
but at least we have each other

and this

If you give a mouse a conference...

...she will take notes entirely in cartoons.
And if you let her take notes in cartoons,
she will put them on her blog.
And if she puts them on her blog,
you might rethink inviting mice to conferences.

(Isn't that what If You Give a Mouse a Cookie was about?  Anyway, this was a conference on translation.)